that are quite funny.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
- dam.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?". The bartender says, "For you? No charge."
(get it? cos neutrons are like, neutral charges? -.-)
What do sharks say when something radical happens?
- JAWESOME. (lol)
What does the ghost say to the bee?
- BOO-BEE. (boobie)
What did the traffic light say to the car?
- "Don't look, I'm changing."
Why was the sand wet?
- because the sea weed!
What do you call a bee who is having a bad hair day?
- a frisbee.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
- you make a seizure salad.
What's brown and sticky?
- a stick.
Kbye.
SACROSANCT-17:34
& get it over and done with.
Don't fucking talk to me today.
Just, don't.
PMS or whatsoever. Idgaf.
Just, stfu.
Kbye.
SACROSANCT-09:07
FINALLY.
I have my own movies LMAO. So far I only have two so whatever. -.- It takes quite a long while to load like seriously, muthaf.
I have to say something though;
I Love You, Beth Cooper. [;
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-23:16
Sha.
I'm getting motion sickness watching Left 4 Dead 2 videos on YouTube. -.-
Reminded me of that time where I vomitted in the popcorn bag while watching Cloverfield with Bapak. HILARIOUS lol. That was the day I knew I had motion sickness in me. -.- Who the hell would puke while watching a movie in a theatre? Damn.
Played Halo 2 on XBox before and I got motion sickness while playing that too HAHA. Must be just me. I think my bro has it too actually, lmao. -.-
I WANT DJJJ HEROOO.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-15:01
Got fucking owned by an Auntie.
SACROSANCT-22:27
I'm gonna dislike today. Tell me why. 8X
Arena's battery life left 1 bar only LMAO.
Nano's battery life has turned red LMAO.
Ssiiaannn.
I scratched my knee till its bleeding now LMAO.
I tasted my blood, not bad the taste LMAO.
Now I know why mozzies love my blood LMAO. -.-
Ssiiaannn.
I know what day it is today. I just don't feel like wishing people that's all.
Oh, btw, Happy 19th SK Jewellery. [;
LMAO.
& Happy Belated 18th to Dawg on 211209.
Have fun taking your Class 3 license. [;
LMAO.
Today's just like any other random days. Hmmm.
Hmmm, I feel like drinking HotMilo now.
YUMMYYUMMY. 8D
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-11:23
Walao.
looking back, manymany KPS-ians are schooling in JJC. Be it from 6A-6D. WOW. ;\ Like quite surprising liddat HAHA. ;X
& I realised I don't recognise most of them now. -.- gg.
Went driving today. Twice. Saw 11 faces that seem familiar to me. Walao. Fantastic much. BBDC; The Place For Reunions. -.- Passed 4 subjects. yay. 8D
A birdshit landed on the windscreen today. Fuck la. I'm blessed with birds & their shit these days. What's their problem with me. Not happy can discuss you know.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-22:48
Stupid birds.
WHAT THE F MAN.
THIS IS MY MEAL, F OFF.
& I forgot to mention. Yesterday, while exchanging seats with the instructor for the driver seat, I kena birdshit. WHAT THE F MAN. That asshole still can laugh and told me, "Eh, you go buy 4D after this." ... kiss my ass you moron; pass me one subject only, muthaf. (lol) Bumped into Sebas at BBDC, same time seyy, nice. ^-^ I shall open my eyes BIGBIG for auntie, tomorrow.
WALAO THESE BIRDS DESERVE TO GET SHOT LAH SERIOUSLY. AMFG. ;@ Cannot even enjoysings my meal. G-O A-W-A-Y M-Y-N-A-S.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-17:35
MARVELLOUS SHOW. VERY NICE. lmao!!
I LIKE THE WAY THAT WOMAN FLEW DOWN THE STAIRS HAHA. I can't describe the feeling but it's like so hilarious to me lah wtf. ;\ Imma still laughing now. & I like Prince Naveen's voice, heh heh heh heh. Sexy much.
BYE RAYMOND. HAVE FUN WITH EVANGELINE. (lol)
Back to driving. 0800-0940hours just now. FABULOUS. Learnt slope and I DROVE PAST MY HOME FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME TODAY WHEEEE. -.-
BRAKING ON UPSLOPE;
1. Clutch in.
2. Footbrake.
3. Change to gear 1.
4. Pull handbrake.
5. Release footbrake slowly, ensure car doesn't roll back or else MATI LIAO. (lol jk)
MOVING OFF ON UPSLOPE;
1. Press accelerator.
2. Release clutch till biting point.
(or when you feel the car floating downwards).
3. Hold that position.
4. Release handbrake when the road's clear to move off.
downslope is release clutch a bit and press brake first for stopping if not your car will roll down faster than it should. 8)
COMPRENDE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
BUT I LOVE THE FEELING WHEN THE CAR FLOATS DOWNWARDS HAHAHA. Like pimping the car liddat lmao. Sexy feeling. & I realised I have been with 9 different instructors throughout my 10 lessons learning Class 3C LOL. Twice with AH-WEEEEEE. (lol)
TEN LESSONS ONLY OMG. LIKE VERY LONG LIDDAT SIA WTF. ;( & I gotta ace 2.11 SOON before the next TP test is only available in March. If cmi then that's just my portion of luck hehe. ;P BUT I MUST WORK HARD!! COMEON SHA, 3 MORE SUBJECTS TO GOOOOO ONLY. MUST PASS BEFORE PDL EXPIRES OMGOMGOMG lmao. -.-
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-21:47
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
U-TURN.
that's the amount of turns I made today. & I passed only that fucking stage today. muthaf. To top it up; that stupid car broke down on the road beside the Bukit Batok Fire Station. Knn like seriously. HHEEAARRGGGHHH.
How I wished Mr Wee would teach me again. 8(
hais.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-14:43
Forget,
GUITAR HERO WORLD TOUR BAND.
I WANT DJ HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE.damnit, so now; PSPgo or DJHero? shit lahhh.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-22:31
And I'll make it worse.
Dilated eyes shine for one last time.
Are you holding on? Keep holding on.
You're not like me.
Your faceless lies;
Your weak dead heart;
Your black dead eyes.
I'll break you in, and let this die.
Your hope is gone,
-moodswing-
SACROSANCT-22:09
White PSP®go.
WHYYY.. WHY CAN'T I SPEND MY $400 ON THIS THINGY. 8(
Eh very sad please. 8(
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..........
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-19:03
2 slices of Seafood Pizza from Pizza Hut.
Milo 3-in-1 Mocha.
Brownie.
& I prepared it all by myself. SO PROUD OF MYSELF HAHA. -.- What a great way to start a Saturday, pfft.
Shall bathe now, and do that fucking SIM later. Muthaf much, I hate that M woman to the core. HHEEAARRGGGHHH.
oh,
Happy 18th Birdday Alif.
Have fun taking your Class 2B license! ;]
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-10:19
My first visit to ION Orchard;
just now. I know, I abit the backtothepast but, whatever HAHA. I like the lights manymany, so.. neon-ish. ^-^
UNIQLO has great jackets, lol. NICE. They have MANYMANY colours, I LIKE.
Met up with Eleen&JY today. Sudden meet-ups are always successful, HMMM. But GOOD. Havent seen them for quite some time already, miss them. 8X Walked around in CIRCLES thanks to LIM ELEEN's nonsense sense of direction. Okay la, I admit I suck at direction when it comes to Town Area HAHA. That's why I rely on others. JingYing's no different too anyway. 8P
Walked and walked and walked and waited like some idiots for a fucking empty table at Taka's McD. Knn I swear to god I was in sucha bad mood that they both backed away from me Lmao. 8X Sorry. Stupid nyonyas and stupid China students hogging the tables, annoying. Bought stuff from ISetan and MRT-ed back to CCK, Lot1. Cos I had plans of my own initially lol.
Visited Popular & spent $11.85 there. ;@ & I can't ask for a claim from Mak omg so sad. 8( Goodbye my $11. -.-
& now I have sore feet. (lol) Stuff like this happens whenever I go shopping, hais.
I HAVE YET TO BUY MY PENCIL CASE. meheheh.
DAVEY HAVOK.
vocalist: AFI.
IcantbelieveImissedthisbestshitin2007.
Live Earth 2007.
WHAT THE HELL.
JADE PUGET.
guitarist: AFI.
I like his hair, in a way, after Davey Havok's HAHA.
PETE WENTZ.
bassist: FOB.
Live Earth 2007.
I realised, I still like him. hehe. 8D
He has got this... aura ya noe. ;X
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-21:11
AH I FINALLY CAN PLAY FISHVILLE AGAIN YAYY!!
hehe, best best best!!
Anyway, studied till Tutorial 3 for Math. I can't take it nemore. Mind going blank. Before I collapse, I must stop. ;@ Suddenly I turned so good ah, I wonder... (lol).
Tomorrow morning must chiong until Tutorial 6. 8)
WHY IS SEZAIRI IN THE IDOL FINALS? WHYTHEF?!!?!??! -.-
At least Sylvia is still inside, yayy. ;P
It's aight Tabitha. Seriously, you're only 17 years old fgs.
Don't, lose hope.
PICTURE PERFECT IS KILLING ME. THE STORY IS KILLING ME.
WILL FLYING HORSE IS SUCHA POOR SOUL. 8(
Sorry, the book kinda disturbs me in a way lol. ;\
BUT HOW I WISH I HAVE A HUSBAND WHO HAS 3 MANSIONS HAISSS (lol).
K whatever, gotta stop dreaming.
Time to sleep now, 2300hrs.
awww Keenain looks cute HAHA.
Stopped playing this game since FishVille can play again WOO!!
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-22:09
5 SSQs.
Mmmm. @Lvl 4A SP Lib with CHI LAM & Dawg & Faried. Nice. 8)
& fantastic I didn't bring along my latest tutorial cos it's in my notepad which is at home now. ;@
knn.
OH WELL, guess I'll have to make do with whatever shit I have now with me. God bless the paper to be very nice to me. Cos I seriously do not like the differential method. Sucks to the effing core. Graphs.. _ them.
Kk, less games. More work. ;X
5033 was alright, though I screwed Q2 HEHs.. 8( Shall mug its finals. ;X
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-12:47
I think my converse pencil case,
is getting uglier everyday. Cos I keep leaving pen marks on it & I like to face that ugly side towards me. HAHA!! Disturbing to the eyes.
I learnt a lesson, to buy any stuff that is white in colour no more. -.-
But I love white! ;(
So..
I think I've decided to buy a new white pencil case too. 8D
What type of pencil case? What brand? hmmm.
Shall go window-shopping for pencil case soon.
ZAHAHAYAHAHAXAHAHAWAHAHAVAHAHAUAHAHA.
I'm so annoying.
I KNOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING PLANT SAFETY NOWW.
I KNOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING GEMS-WEATHER NOWW.
I KNOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING CREACT NOWW.
I KNOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING EMIIB NOWW.
I KNOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING FLMECB NOWW.
I KNOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING BIOANA NOWW.
But Picture Perfect is so nice. 8(
It's like, so sad.
It's like, so so sad.
It's like, so so so sad.
It's like, so so so so sad.
It's like, so so so so so sad.
It's like, so so so so so so sad.
It's like, so so so so so so so sad.
K whatever I shall stop being annoying; my fingers are tired from typing neway. ;@
I shall type out this touchingS part from the book. When I have the time.
Cos it's freaking long but the meaning is very nice. (lol)
I shall, wait for Bapak&Mak&Abang to come home first before I study.
Cos I need silence to study and being silent while home alone when it's 1900hrs is not very.. conducive. 8X
HAHA.
amfg. I just LOVE his prep outfits.
I kinda miss him. LMAO. -.-
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-18:56
I slept too early last night.
HAHA. Was just lying down beside Shaura and the next thing I know, I'm freaking sleeping. -.- walao. I remembered KakLa carrying Shaura away cos Kakak went home last night, didnt sleepover. ;@
& Sufyan spared me. Yay. 8D I owed him alot. That is why I'm like awake now at 0450hours to complete FLMECB for him. Be grateful please, LMAO. & partially cos I'm going to Malaysia today, Saturday. ;\ Because...
So yeah. Driving was awesome, for now MAHAHA. Though I've passed till 2.01 only. -.- Sian. & the rain simply loves me, Idk why. Everytime I drive in the circuit, okay lah. A bit a bit drizzle. I drive out, THUNDERSTORM. @%!#^$*. -.-
But nice. Learned right turn manymany times LOL until my leg cramped. Drove all the way to YewTee there, passed MY PREVIOUS HOME!! 8( passed KPS, passed Zoe's home (lol), passed JY's home (lol), passed Bil's home (-.-), passed Kranji Sec. & all those YT side ah. Like only 10% traffic there lah. So nice. Heh.
K, gotta do FLMECB now. Shall bathe at 6am later. ;@
& thanks ZPL for that fantastic ZAHAHAYAHAHAXAHAHAWAHAHA-ing session yesteryesterday, [8. LET'S COMEBACK SOON.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-04:53
I love driving in the rain recklessly.
What am I worth anyway? [;
so fuck you, fuck you very very much.
please don't stay there.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-23:39
My Lovelies. Haha.
No cute shot of Humaira uhhh.. ;\
Yes? ;}
Gangsta.
Carlisle Cullen. HAHA.
Lame.
Okay, back to my tutorials. F3.
Ciaoz!
SACROSANCT-10:17
